CAKE!

After a long and crazy weekend, I have sat down to play a little "Fat Princess"  What's that you say?  Basically, its a RPG. You pick your character (worrier, builder, archer, or priest) and you work to retrieve the princess from the other team.  Its available on the Playstation Network.  I highly suggest it.  


More later... tonight I am spent. 

Bad day to be a Criminal

This blog is brought to you by the word.. REALLY?

If you haven't been keeping up with the news, who does anymore, the G-Men have picked up one of their most wanted. Mr. Bulger.  Turns out, Mr. Bulger is a Mob-Boss by the catchy name of... wait for it..wait for it.. "Whitey".  Yes. Whitey.  All fear the all powerful. Whitey. REALLY?  oooo.. scary.  What ever happened to names like:  James "The Butcher" Bulger or James "The Hammer" Bulger.. You  know, something scary. Whitey? Really?  That is like saying.. James "The Prius" is after your ass. You better watch out!  I suppose if "The Prius" is after me. I will just go get Mitch "the Muscle Car" and throttle his ass into an oblivion.  

Ryan Dunn.  Need I say more?  Well apparently he was completely smashed when he slammed his Porsche into an e'fn tree.   Really?  Apparently he was traveling at or around 132 mph.  Which brings us to our physics lesson for the day.  Behold. 

KE = ½mass x velocity²

KE = (1,485 kg / 2) x (212.4 m/s x 212.4 m/s)

KE = (742.5) x (45,133.7)

KE = 33,511,772 joules of energy

Dude... 

Well, absorbing three and a half million joules of energy is the equivilent to having a 24,000 lbs dropped onto him (think school bus) from a 1 foot height. Or an unhindered freefall from a height of 2,300 meters (7,545 feet). Or cradling 14.91 lbs of TNT in his lap as it exploded. And just for the record, the poor bastard sitting in the passenger seat was Zachary Hartwell -- not that you see see Bam Margera crying for him.

Okay.. who's going to go see Cowboys Vs. Aliens?  I don't know.  I just don't see how you can have cowboy movie without Clint Eastwood.  I mean, what would the Duke say?  How about the Duke come back and challenge Eastwood. Maybe I am thinking way to much into this... Really?

That is all. Now to find something productive to do outside.. 

 rednecks.... 'nuff said.